At the reception with kuya teng;>

most-awkward-moments:

“How to deactivate a cat”

For those that are like “what?” it is instinct for a cat to stop moving when picked up by the scruff of the neck, as that’s how a mother cat gets her kittens places.

HAHAHA :DDD

(Source: visual-orgasms, via most-awkward-moments)

cuddlefish09:

ahhhh yeaaaahhh!

(via iamoselle)

paulpickup:

I don’t know why people in the Philippines post in Twitter saying that “the 30th of December is the birthday of Jose Rizal”. Oh come on! It’s his execution day! Instead of buying nonsense books this Christmas, grab a bunch of Philippine history books..

• mom: come down for dinner
• me: ok
• five minutes later
• mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
• me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
• mom: oh its not done yet

(Source: iamoselle)

Wag magpapasaway! sumunod s utos! mahalin ang mga natatanging INA! I LOVE YOU MAMA! :)

(Source: iamoselle)

iamoselle:

Expectation & reality.